Those crazy kids: only the Hooksexup horoscope writers would commune with the heavens and come back to earth carrying news of a teddy-bear straight jacket. You gotta love it. Check out your week’s horoscopes, here.
Taurus (Apr. 20-May 20)
Restrictive, fuzzy and mysterious aren't just apt descriptions of a straight-jacket made of teddy bears; they're also the perfect adjectives for your love life this week. Whether you're in a relationship, on the prowl, or stoked to be flying solo, your objectives and desires are going to feel all muddled, like there's some big emotional tsunami on the rise that you can see but can't run from. And even though unleashing your insecurities on suspecting passersby sounds really satisfying, you'll feel more together if you draw up a little list of what's got you down, and then set it on fire.