Is Turbotax not returning your frantic, last-minute e-mails? Look to our horoscopes for a little advice:
Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 19)
Last week was all about getting your paper straight, but starting on Monday you can look forward to talking with the taxman about poetry, or at least something more personally fulfilling than number crunching. Mercury’s getting cozy with Neptune, and the ripples from their celestial nuzzling will unleash your inner avant-garde. Whether you find yourself interpreting punk rock in a unitard, finally settling down to write that short story, or painting your lover’s body with beet juice, any creative act will crackle with your fierce, independent vision. Of course, the full moon is always an emotional time for you, so make sure you’re surrounded by supportive folk on the 20th — even someone as headstrong as you needs assurance that your crocheted homage to Elvis definitely belongs at the Whitney.
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