Forget Eliot Spitzer and Ashley Alexandra Dupre (well, not totally, he made number seven)…Steve Almond examines the Top 10 Political Sex Scandals of our time. He recommends “as you peruse the ensuing scandal sheet, please try to imagine a rolling TV banner reading Peen, Poon & Politix! and trimmed in patriotic colors.”
We like his section titles; check out:
If You Can't Beat Them, Lick a Hooker
Long Dong Justice
The Jesus and Meth Chain
"Get a Ruler and Measure It For Me"
And for your smutty scandal pleasure, see the complete list here.