Hey there,
So much new stuff! I was out of town working at our Boston screening of Jimmy Carter Man from Plains, and look what I missed!
Two questions for Miss Info this week, first from a woman whose vibrator keeps coming out of her pussy, the second from a woman who is dumping a guy who never calls.
Best bit of advice: “You need to relax, Ejected. It sounds like your muscles are clenching up. Sometimes a lightweight piece of plastic is no match for an aperture capable of expelling nine-pound humans and ping-pong balls.”
More Advice, this time from movie extras:
I have a big crush on someone who works as a movie extra. How can I bag him?
Tell him, "I thought you were totally believable in that scene." He's desperate and ignored on-set. -- Michael, 37 (that's him in the pic above)
Get him some lines. Then ask for a blowjob. It's usually the other way around, but this is Hollywood 101. -- Arecee, 18
Just ask him, but when you do, substitute "extra" with "background artist." -- David, 33