Earlier today, I went to google image search for an appropriate image for my dream story. I tried large dick, large penis, mechanical penis, etc
Man, what a revelation!
Now I am no stranger to the male appendage, but the images popping up were enough to leave my jaw hanging.
Dick sculptures as big as a house. Elephantiasis of the scrotum??? I wish I was kidding.
Anyway, when you're next bored at work and you know you often are, go google. And be thankful for your own perfectly formed genitalia.
But, if you're not happy with what nature gave you, check out the elephantiasis pic.
Trust me, you'll feel a whole lot better.
(Apparently I am on a bit of a dick kick)