Amboabe cracked me up yesterday with his post. Specifically "but being good at blowjobs is kind of like saying you're good at making sandwiches. I didn't realize it was all that mysterious a process:
And thus he accidentally spawned the sandwich/blowjob/porn connection...
The English like their sandwiches as they've always had them. A chunky slice of bread with a recognizable filling from their childhood, like tuna and sweet corn. Occasionally, some really interesting ideas and flavors, like chicken and grapes, but the masses like their sandwiches to be comforting and something that their mother would've made.
The French favour quality over quantity. Really good bread with a slice of pate and a cornichon. Or maybe simply a chunk of brie.
Americans like their sandwiches large and over stuffed. At first glance, they look delicious, but on taking a bite one realises they are all show and no substance. They are too big. The flavours are bland and, if you eat a whole one, you're gonna get fat.
OK, so brace yourself for the porn connection:
English porn has that mother child thing going on too. We're all about sexy schoolgirls, cheeky window cleaners and the like. MILFs and grannies feature prominently too. The porn equivalent of comfort food.
French porn is sophisticated. They manage to resist the urge to see how many dicks they can stuff in one woman and, like their sandwiches, take the view that less is more. Sex with finesse.
In American porn, blowjobs are purely a size spectacle - the biggest penis imaginable crammed into a gaping mouth. No finesse whatsoever. And the finale? Waaaaaayyyyyyy too much mayonnaise.
(errr - move over Kinsey)
Sorry about the image. I wasn't expecting to find that when I googled sexy sandwich!