It's a day late - was busy yesterday - but this year is going to be a good one. I can feel big things coming my way. (Thanks Finbarr)
I resolve to return email to my prospective dates. Consider this a round robin to those of you waiting for a reply. Happy New Year. I will be in touch.
I resolve to go out on more dates rather than date people in my head. Dear trusty babysitter, this year will be lucrative for you.
I resolve to be less dismissive of old men that contact me. Instead of writing "fuck off yer ol git" I will instead politely direct them to www.oldpeopledating.com
I resolve to be more understanding of Amboabe's nature. Dearheart, please re-direct yourself to www.oldpeoplescrewing.com
I resolve to go on a diet so that I can legitimately tell chubby men that write to go pick on someone their own size.
I resolve to embark on money making schemes instead of just thinking of money making schemes.
I resolve to be more charitable towards physically and mentally challenged people on the internet. To that end, Happy New Year Loobetchka
I resolve to get as much dick as possible.
Finally, I resolve to spend less time on the comput....
A floating naked man in Milan by Polish artist Pawel Althamer
Here are some I made earlier:
Wishing
Longest confession of all time
How kissable are you?
Happy Boxing Day
Merry Miserable Fabulous F*cking Christmas
Persistent, interested or just plain annoying?
Do blondes have more fun?