For fun, I like to come up with "interesting" sexual scenarios, and decide which ones I'd rather take part in if I was FORCED to... so today I put them to YOU in a little piece I like to call.... WOULDJARATHER !!
Wouldjarather eat out Anne B. Davis’ asshole....
...or titty fuck Bea Arthur? 
Wouldjarather lick the sweat off of Dick Cheney’s ball sack...
...or get a handjob from Hitler?
Wouldjarather take part in a 69 with Mayim Bialik...
...or two 34 and a halves with Erin Moran.
Wouldjarather get a sloppy blowjob from Clara Peller...
...or suck redi whip out of Estelle Getty’s snatch?
Wouldjarather lick crumbs of limburger cheese out of Robin Williams’ back hair...
...or suck on a halls mentholyptus that was stuck up Will Ferrell’s ass for 2 weeks?
Wouldjarather be anally probed by alien...
...or perform an anal probe on E.T.?
Wouldjarather make tender love to Barbara Bush...
...or have an angry badger lick peanut butter out of your asshole?
Wouldjarather have a threesome with Bert and Ernie...
...or have angry, violent and drug fueled sex with Elmo? 
Wouldjarather jerk off in front of Flipper....
...or Benji?
