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I once dated a man who had a very large urethra opening. The kind of large where you can't help but stare at it in surprise for a second before realizing that maybe you shouldn't be staring at it with a look of shock on your face. That sucker was BIG, man. I could probably have stuck my thumb up there, but I'm not into that kind of thing (NSFW).

I've never seen anything like it and quite honestly, hope I never do again. Not to be mean or anything, but it was really unattractive - like a big eye staring right at you. I remember catching a glimpse of pre-ejaculate fluid pouring out of there and thinking "EW, that's going to be in me in any second now".

My question is this: Why do some men have larger urethra openings than others? Does it get stretched? Or is it like ears and noses and it just comes (...) in different sizes?

Have you had experiences with larger than normal urethras?


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profrobert said:

Why do some women have larger breasts than others?  It's genetics (though I suppose one could concentratedly stretch one's urethra, but I'll leave that to the Mapplethorpes in the crowd).

At the risk of sharing TMI and sounding like Hank Hill, I have a narrow urethra, and the two times I've needed a catheter, it's been agony -- I wish I had the Holland Tunnel up there!

January 28, 2009 9:57 AM

airheadgenius said:

I really really really wish I hadn't clicked on that link.

January 28, 2009 10:11 AM

spjv840 said:

Hehehe. It's pretty......rough.

January 28, 2009 10:18 AM

Jean-Luc_PrickHard said:

Fuck...  I just lost about 950 points from my purity scale for clicking on that link.  I am all about experimenting but that just looks painful and weird.

January 28, 2009 6:45 PM

number one said:

Can somebody please describe what that link leads to?  I clicked but then I saw the warning, got scared and backed out!

January 28, 2009 8:23 PM

spjv840 said:

Number one - it's a bunch of kittens playing with a ball of yarn in a grassy field on a sunny day while angels sing hymns in the background. It's lovely.

January 29, 2009 7:54 AM

number one said:

I hate angels.  Good thing I didn't look.

January 29, 2009 5:08 PM

dude??? said:

that link's not NSFW...it's NSF eyes, life expectancy and more

February 1, 2009 10:32 PM

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