To quote John Lennon.

For the duration of this post, "come" will represent "cum". I don't mess with cum, as a written word anyway, for the same reason that I have never felt the need to write luv or to draw a heart in place of a dot above my i. Work with me here...

I don't like to have sex with the sort of man that thinks his orgasm is a given and that mine is the icing on the cake.

I know this isn't very zen but my orgasm is a requirement.

The first few times, nervousness or unfamiliarity with your partner's body might delay an orgasm, or make it more difficult to attain, but trust me, it's there.

I like a man that's commited to it. A cunning linguist will go down for as long as you'll let him of his own volition. But even if he's just learning to be cunning, I like a man that will commit however long it takes to get the job done. Even if his jaw aches and his tongue is about to fall off, he stays there until his mission is completed. And I like to know that that's the deal, so that I don't have to worry if he's going to give up at a crucial moment. There's nothing that puts me off my stroke like knowing that the dinner bell is about to ring and lunch is over.

Sometimes, a girl has to take matters into her own hand(s) but if that becomes the norm, then Houston, we have a problem.
A brief boyfriend (in more ways than one) said that he didn't think we were sexually compatible because I only came if I did it myself.
His technique involved rabbit fucking for a relatively short period of time. Apparently all his other girlfriends had explosive orgasms that way. I guess he's dated more than his share of fakers.

Lovey, it's not me, it's you.

I read recently on another blog, that "most" women can't achieve orgasm. No sweetie pie, most women can't achieve orgasm with you! Unless a chick has very serious entitlement issues, she can come.

Every time.

You've just got to figure out how. I mean, seriously, is there a single woman reading this blog that has never orgasmed? At the very least, you've done it on your own. And if, and my heart goes out to you, you haven't, then please hook yourself up with either a pulsating shower head or a Gigolo II. (The latter goes out to all you design whores out there. It is way more pleasing aesthetically than the Rabbit and not as loud as the Sinnflut. The latter is only good if the sound of a pneumatic drill gets you off. but I digress...)

(Another aside - I can appreciate some mmmm's emitting from the practising linguist, but when your mmmm's are louder than mine, then I am going to suspect you have an eating disorder)

The goal oriented lover isn't such a good deal either. You know the type - your orgasm(s) are a reflection on his prowess so he goes on and on and on. Now I am not knocking multiples - far from it - but if their attainment is more about your ego than my enjoyment, then honey, you can keep them.

And the "did you come?" man. Now what the fuck is up with him? You will know when I come - trust me on that one.

A woman coming on your dick could be the best sensation you're ever going to have beyond your own orgasm, but it doesn't always happen from you just pounding away. It doesn't diminish your manhood by reaching down and lending a hand though. In fact, it enhances it.

It doesn't matter if it's you first or me first, or both together, as long as we both get there.

And if I haven't convinced you yet, here's food for thought...

An orgasm a day keeps the nagging at bay.

Darling men, please take the long view. An orgasming woman is a happy woman. A happy woman does not nag you about your career path, your bathroom cleaning technique or your twisted relationship with your mother.

Trust me, it is worth your time.

Here are some I made earlier:
Fabulous at 40, the reprise
Slim, petite or average?
Losing Momentum
How do you get ready for a date?
I need you
Heartache or just another real estate opportunity?
From Russia with love
Nipples
Too hot to internet date?

Who the heck is this? He certainly looks useful