I'm a bad spanker. Every time I've been with a woman who likes being spanked and the subject inevitably arises my stomach tenses up and my blood pressure drops. I'm terrible at spanking. I have absolutely no instinct for what might be pleasurable to someone in the act. When I do it, it's always tenuous and lands with a thud instead of a well-timed crack. I spank like a clod.
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