There are a lot of things I've never done in my life. Picking up two women in one night ranks is on that list, though now I can cross it off. For whatever it's worth. When I was thirteen I used to tell my friends that I was a "honey magnet." I had no idea what I was talking about and I couldn't even look a girl in the eye for longer than a few seconds, much less serve as some kind of magnet to which honeys would gravitate to in some kind of knee-buckling frenzy. I had a mullet when I was thirteen. As far as I understand, mullets are the diametric opposite of magnets.
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