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This morning, I dropped the kids at school and made my way over to Ikea. Or the Mothership as I like to call it.
It's such a useful store, that I had in my mind that it must surely open at 8am for people with an urgent need for more white towels (me) or shoddy furniture (anyone >30)
In reality, turns out it opens at 10am.
BUT, all was not lost as the restaurant was open. And this is where the magic started.
A reasonably tasty breakfast of scrambled eggs, home fries and bacon plus a really decent cup of coffee was procured for $1.07
How ridiculous is that?
I ate my breakfast surrounded - and I am not exaggerating when I say surrounded - by Red Hook hipsters, Red Hook teamsters and sundry construction workers.
Now there's been a few people lamenting about the cost of dating of late, both on Date Machine and Hooksexup Confessions, so it struck me that breakfast at Ikea was a perfect first date solution. Ludicrously cheap food, views of the river and Manhattan, clean bathrooms. What more could one wish for?
Then it occurred to me that said daters could sneak off into the cordoned off store to extend their date in private.
And that's how I came up with today's feature:
How the Date Machine Bloggers Date at Ikea.
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