The first woman I ever went down on had vagina boogers. Being my first time, I wasn't sure what to make of the green, pearly balls that were snaring in her pubic hair. I briefly thought that it might be what happens to a woman when she gets really turned on. Men come everywhere, and women shoot little boogers out of their vaginas. This thought didn't last very long as I shortly realized that the whole endeavor was beginning to taste an awful lot like balsamic vinegar and, whatever the state of my partner's arousal, that couldn't be a good sign. So then add vaginosis to the tally of strange things that I've eaten in my lifetime.
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