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Scanner Highs and Lows: Can You Say Boobies? No? How About Boobs?

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Maybe it's the warm weather, but we definitely experienced more boobs than usual this week. Let's make a little game out of it and see how many times we can use "boob" or "boobs" in one post.

Highs:

You can now see a re-enactment of Ashley Alexandra Dupree's boobs working their magic. 

We saw Mischa Barton's boobs

We rounded up the Top 10 Celebrity Pets, which is equal to a whole lotta nipples. And to have nipples, you have to have boobs, right? 

We'd love Dolly Parton even if she didn't have giant boobs. 

This model's boobs are nice, but it's her hair we really love. 

We learned that what you eat could possibly determine whether or not your baby will develop boobs.

We learned that Jessica Simpson's boobs "are like plucked guinea hens, undercooked and overstuffed."

Lows:

Scanner Brian did not enjoy seeing Neve Campbell's boobs

Bill O'Reilly was being a boob over almost seeing Miley Cyrus's boobs.

A politician showed some boobs to high school students

John McCain doesn't really care if those with boobs get paid as much as those without boobs. 

Soon we won't have anything to hold our boobs up with if people keep stealing bras

We were confused by The Open Source Boob Project

We don't buy these boobs.

 

Boobs.

 

Was anyone counting? How may times did we say "boobs?" 


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Comments

xntricpunk said:

20 instances of 'boobs'

April 28, 2008 8:01 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

Colleen Kane has been an editor at BUST and Playgirl magazines and has written for the endangered species of dead-tree magazines like SPIN and Plenty, as well as Radar Online and other websites. She lives in exile in Baton Rouge with her fiance, two dogs, and her former cat. Read her personal blogs at ColleenKane.com.

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