Harvard student Matthew Dipasquale wants "the world to know that [he loves] sex," that his personal philosophy is "go big or go home" (see after the jump for whether or not this is exactly true), and that he "sometimes" gets hit on "a lot."
Oh, and that he has a penis...
Dipasquale publishes Diamond, a porno mag that was supposed to feature full frontal nudity from men and women; however, the first issues features only a woman named Fiona, who is not even naked, and nudie pics only of Dipasquale. They're all pretty much the same as the photo above.
Better yet, he interviews himself in the most painful manner. His humor makes us wonder why all the girls of the world didn't respond to his semi-anonymous internet requests for models. On women:
Q: Anything prospective applicants should know?
A: I fart under the covers, Dutch-oven style, baby!
Q: What's your ideal relationship?
A: A loving, supportive, genuine, fun, and open relationship with two or three special women. And we would go out and pick up other gorgeous girls together. I might have to move to LA.
This last sentence is so genius, we hope it's satire. If not, please, Matthew, move to LA... they need more vain, self-righteous, unfunny fartknockers in their flawless midst. (Not to knock LA folks, but you gotta admit there are already plenty of those types floating around...)
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