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Having been in the tv biz for many years, I can tell you Stewart, Colbert, Maher, all those guys are major asshats.

Ask me about the Bill Maher "special towel" stories...

Bill Gates came into the restaurant I worked in and tipped less than 10%.

Are you fucking kidding me?  Wanda Sykes?  I'd rather take a bullet to the torso than hang out with someone that obnoxious.

Bill Murray I've heard is a really big ass in person.  But that's just what I've heard, maybe he was having an off day.  Ooo Val Kilmer should be on that list solely based on the Jane interview he did quite a few years back when he talked about having sex on giant sheep skin rugs. (I know someone who met though and supposedly he is actually very nice.)  Also Dan Radcliff seems pleasant in interviews...although that might be because he's British, one can never tell with these things.

You know who is really cool: my dad

Klum?! Pass. She seems so snarky and entitled.

Bill is great. I met him last year, quite randomly. I was really nervous (duh) and I made some joke like, "My name is Hil(l)ary, too!" (it is) and he proceeded to chat with me for 20 minutes. He was very intense, and touched my arm a lot.

I think Mandy Moore seems like she'd be really nice. Aside from the whole Ryan Adams thing (sorry, I know you like him, but he's a total louse!).

Neil Young should be number 1, and here's why: he doesn't just play with trains for the fun of it.  He got into them because of his son Ben, who has severe cerebral palsy.  Young wanted to find toys that he and Ben could play with, since his disease prevented him from doing active things like healthy kids.  Later, when their favorite train company (Lionel) was about to fold, Young bought it to preserve his son's favorite train line.  Like I said, there's nobody cooler.

i hate wanda sykes!! her voice is horrible. she's not funny... she's very white bread for a female blk comedian. just saying....

When Clinton was still in office, my graphics group presented something to the office of the president. I was not there, but my nearest workmate was. She's not the star-fucker type and was not really even looking forward to the trip. When she returned, though, she said that Bill Clinton was the most charismatic, personable man she'd ever met. When he shook her hand, she was the only person in the room.

I miss Clinton.

Neil should absolutely be #1.  Come on- flashes in the pan like the Flight of the Conchords guys, Simon Cowell and Wanda Sykes beat him out?  Even David Bowie's placement ahead of him is questionable!

Only two women on the list? Really?

Simon Cowell...  Your kidding me, right.  He is one of the most shallow TV personalities.  What happened Robert Mugabe and Kim Jong Il just not charismatic enough to make the list.  Seriously fire this writer!