Does it seem like we’re picking on Scarlett Johansson lately? Well, better to pick on her than to pick her nose! Or maybe not. “NBC announced Wednesday that the tissue The Spirit star used to blow her nose during her latest appearance on the Tonight Show—relief from the cold she caught from costar Samuel L. Jackson, she says—will be put up for auction tomorrow on eBay, with all proceeds going to the food-gathering charity USA Harvest,” according to E! Online.
This raises several questions. First: she caught a cold from Samuel L. Jackson? Exactly how did that happen? Does Ryan Reynolds know about this? Secondly, if she’s really serious about helping out this food-gathering charity, can’t she do a little better than her used snotrag? It seems to me that used panties might be a more lucrative auction item. I mean, not that I’d bid on them. Heavens no. But one of you weirdoes might.
Here’s the Tonight Show clip featuring the dainty Miss Scarlett honking up a loogie.
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