"You and I add up better than a Riemann sum."
"Hey baby, wanna go halfsies on a bastard child?"Sara Goodrich
"I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?"
"I'm going outside to make out: care to join me?"
"Would you mind terribly if I impregnated you?"
"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?"
This one only works on a woman holding a baby: "So, I see you like to fuck."