Ah, the wonderful world of those other Hooksexup blogs: the passion, the drama, the hand-knitted pillows-slash-impromptu sex swings.
Here are a few sparkling jewels from today’s posts:
● In preparation for October 5th’s “Super Massive Cuddle Party,” Scanner brings us formal etiquette for polyamorous carousing. Off the top off the list:
1. Please do not give birth in the hot tub. The only reason I say as much is because at my last cuddle party, a woman gave "natural" birth to a set of twins in the hot tub.
2. I'd appreciate it if you didn't use my grandmother's hand-knitted pillows as an impromptu sex swing. I only bring this up because at my last cuddle party, a man by the name of "Mr. Pump" (nickname?) used my grandmother's knitted pillows as an impromptu sex swing.
● Screengrab brings us the top 15 “All Time Worst Athletes-Turned Actors.” Oh yes, they are clips. Though we can’t be too hard on The Rock: my sister-in-law tried to arm wrestle him once at a Mexican restaurant. He was nice to her drunk ass, though his hot female Asian bodyguards weren’t….who does he think he is, Prince?
● And the Hooksexup Video Blog gets all hot and bothered: See a student get tasered for questioning John Kerry. See Mos Def enlighten Bill Maher and others on the Jena 6…and Bigfoot. We’d go Sasquatch hunting with him anytime…
-- Nicole Ankowski