Screengrab gets a makeover, reports that Jake Gyllenhaal will be going to the moon, and that there’s a la-la-land race to get a Pablo Escobar biopic on the big screen. Yep, Oliver Stone’s involved…but isn’t this really Ari Gold’s deal? Plus a bunch of other stuff that we…ah…can’t remember now because Screengrab put up the hottest pic of Jake Gyllenhaal, like, ever. We’re usually fans of his sister…but the wet-shirt look does him good.
Scanner’s new look is also super-fly, but the ladies aren’t wasting any time admiring their hotness. They deliver some delicious treats, among them: your chance to win a bacon wallet (seriously), the only way a porn star can end her career, hot Mormons, and some of the best (i.e. incomprehensible) Bob Dylan interviews of all time. For instance, here’s Bob discussing his career in a 1966 Playboy interview:
The next thing I know I'm in Omaha. It's so cold there, by this time I'm robbing my own bicycles and frying my own fish. I stumble onto some luck and get a job as a carburetor out at the hot-rod races every Thursday night. I move in with a high school teacher who also does a little plumbing on the side, who ain't much to look at, but who's built a special kind of refrigerator that can turn newspaper into lettuce. Everything's going good until that delivery boy shows up and tries to knife me. Needless to say, he burned the house down, and I hit the road. The first guy that picked me up asked me if I wanted to be a star. What could I say?
And the Hooksexup Video Blog fantasizes about the Orgasalarm, demands the return of Underoos, and gets a sneak peak at former America’s Next Top Model contestant Lisa D’Amato’s new music video. Hot, raw and insane, just like Lisa. Watch out: she’ll pencil-whip you in the ass. -- Nicole Ankowski