Screengrab brings us the Top Ten Action Heroes Who Deserve a Comeback, conveniently packaged in Parts 1 and 2. Also, check out When Good Directors Go Bad (the Ishtar edition!); the Fool’s Gold trailer review; and the latest in Fanboys release dates, (Marky) Mark Wahlberg’s acting career, and Hooksexup at Sundance. Get your swag on, boys.
Scanner brings us…how do I put this delicately?...a primate who likes to pee in his own mouth. Welcome to wet monkey yoga, kids. It’s not “Two Girls, One Cup” but it’s something. Also today: Anna Wintour’s pissed at Hillary Clinton; we’re liking the new SaSi Vibrator…programmable, but still full of surprises!; the Urban Legend ER; the fact that even AIDS PSA ads are kinda arty and hot in France; and if you’re thinking about being a teacher, don’t put your soft-core porn on YouTube; but if your little kid can dance like this, please do.
And the Hooksexup Video Blog brings us the Tom Cruise Scientology-tape REMIX, featuring Cruise, Will Smith and a little dash o’ Days of Thunder. Yours to enjoy. Plus, Funny or Die takes on the mainstream media, and New York Magazine (and Oliver) take on Gossip Girl. See Blair eat!