Scanner says forget The Millionaire Matchmaker…check out “Natural Selection Speed Date II: Sugar Mamas & Boy Toys.” Yes, you can sign up; but just know that “the application for men is ‘solely based on appearance’ and the application for women is ‘solely based on wealth.’” Equal-opportunity crapitude! Also, check out: Penthouse models on FOX (does she have a head for business and a bod for sin?); transgender GOP’s; Snoop Dogg’s “Sexual Eruption”; and the third trimester version of Who Would You Rather?: Halle vs. JLo. Oh yes, and vintage Rod Stewart for the perfect late-afternoon pick-me-up. Who would you rather?
The Screengrab shows us why Woody Allen is smokin’ (and ScarJo’s not even involved!); what happened when Morgan Spurlock went from chasing Biggie fries to Osama bin Laden; a novel solution to the writers’ strike; a bit of VHS nostalgia; and the disturbing news that Crash is becoming a series on Starz. “That's the ensemble drama Crash, not the Cronenberg flick about car-f*cking, unfortunately.”
And the Hooksexup Video Blog brings us the truly awesome Vader Chronicles; truly heinous new ways to sell tobacco; how we wish the State of the Union Address would have happened; and an epic battle to save mankind. Nope, not Cloverfield. It’s puppies versus robots. Check it out here.