You don’t want to disturb our horoscope writers when they’re interpreting the mysteries of the universe. They moan over Mercury, prattle on about Pluto, and really bitch at you if there’s no fresh coffee…it’s hard work, interpreting the celestial mysteries! But they do it all for you, and come up with little gems like this:
Pisces (Feb. 19-Mar. 20)
You tend to take more mental vacations than the head of the current administration, but instead of starting wars, you hunker down and harness your creative energy. If you feel the need to stay in all week and work on that pasta sculpture, Krazy Glue away. And if your lover can't understand your need to construct a life-sized Rudyard Kipling out of fusilli, it might be time to cut them loose.
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