Have you met Carlizina Jolectron? She is, apparently, the hottest woman…not actually alive. I’ll let Scanner introduce her: she is a “computer generated combination of Angelina Jolie's hair and lips, Carmen Electra's eyes, and Charlize Theron's nose.” I’ll also let Scanner Nicole sum up: “When people are hacking body parts from Fergie to illustrate female perfection, we are in trouble.”
Also, Scanner asks the deep questions. Such as: Is K-Fed an evil genius? Did Mike Huckabee win over Tyra Banks…and her gays? Is The L Word a fountain of hot-youthfulness for aging actresses? Does anyone else think Stephin Merritt from the Magnetic Fields is not, technically, wearing all brown here? Am I the only one who’s never gotten the “piss shivers”? Can Prince make even his hip replacement sexxxy (ooh, titanium)? And do we care that Sienna Miller and her boyfriend Rhys Ifans have joined the Mile-High Club? (Do we even know who Rhys Ifans is?)
Can you take any more? If so, check out all that Scanner has to offer, here.