Hold on to your panties, Mulder and Scully fans: the Hooksexup Video Blog brings you the leaked trailer for the new X-Files movie! Sure, the dude recording it could’ve sat closer to the center of the theater…but we won’t argue with any angle that’ll give us a sneak peak of two of the hottest fake-FBI agents in the world. (Can anyone tell me who crazy-white-haired-dude is?) Maybe I’m just paranoid, but I say watch it before the evil governmental overlords take this shit off the web.
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