Scanner Nicole Pasulka writes, “So by now you’ve heard the news: With a few snaps of the camera, Miley Cyrus has crashed down to Earth and shattered our (totally pathetic) hope that she would be a tween entertainment act to escape the scandal that comes with fame at a young age.
Miley’s fall from teenage asexual grace seems like the perfect time to flash back to other kiddie song and dance acts who, while entertaining, have made us feel sort of uncomfortable. With Miley coming in at number 10, we move on to the next 9 pop stars too young to drive but old enough to have their lives ruined.
9. Kriss Kross. Jump! Jump! Then turn your pants around and go home for dinner, your mom’s calling you.”
Check out all ten (not in that way) right here.