Originally published in the Hooksexup Bisexuality issue, Chris Rockwell’s “Head Case” is a straight guy’s aw-shucks defense of c*cksucking:
Not to brag, but my dick is a resoundingly handsome piece of work. While not the biggest in any given locker room, it points perfectly straight, bereft of any bumps or bulges. Its peaches-and-cream complexion is not unlike Kate Winslet's might be on a blustery day. It has a faintly vascular look but falls far short of those scary, veiny porno dicks that resemble Iggy Pop's forearms. Its only shortfall: try as I might, I can't get the bastard into my mouth.
Before any gay dudes attempt to locate Mr. Rockwell on Facebook, please keep in mind that Mr. Rockwell is a “pseudonym of a writer living in New York City.” Well, at least they can still dream. Check him out here. — Joey Hood