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• New on Hooksexup, 5.19.08: Horoscopes

  Feeling vulnerable? Check out our horoscopes:  Taurus (Apr. 20-May 20) You may have a reputation for being as emotionally sturdy as baby seals are adorable (read: very), but don't let maintaining your street cred get in the way of maintaining your mental health. Because much like those fuzzy, big-eyed baby creatures, you need a little protection now and then from the brutal world of capitalism, interpersonal relationships and murderous roving walruses. Not a Taurus? Click here for your horoscope. Posted May 19 2008, 03:38 PM by Peter Smith with | with no comments Filed under: horoscopes, babies, taurus, seals

• New on Hooksexup, 5.12.08: Horoscopes

  Need some springtime guidance? Check out our horoscopes:  Taurus (Apr. 20-May 20) It's finally edging toward kite-flying weather, and your mood's swinging just as high as those whimsical paper-and-string contraptions. But make sure that you keep at least a part of yourself firmly planted on the soil — be it an elbow, a baby toe, whatever — because you're gonna feel the need to get rooted sooner rather than later. Mercury's gonna hit retrograde later next week, and while the skies are more or less sunny from here to there, it doesn't hurt to batten down the proverbial hatches a bit early. Plus, that kite string has enough uses to keep you and yours fully entertained in mildly stormy weather. Not a Taurus? Click here for your horoscope. Posted May 12 2008, 02:02 PM by Peter Smith with | with no comments Filed under: horoscopes, Spring, taurus, kite

• New on Hooksexup, 4.28.08: Horoscopes

  Need a little guidance? Look to our horoscopes: Taurus (Apr. 20-May 20) At the beginning of this week, Venus is going to ride all up into your Sun sign, naked on a clamshell, which is a fabulous portent for your romantic liaisons. But while you're busy shaking down the sexy folks you've got lined up, keep in mind how important it is to show yourself a little love now and then. You're not one to be bothered with aesthetic expectations, but a nice back rub or a bubble bath will do wonders for all that tension you've got stored up in your shoulders — not to mention your flexibility. Not a Taurus? Find your sign here. Posted Apr 28 2008, 11:51 AM by Peter Smith with | with no comments Filed under: horoscopes, taurus, venus, clamshell

• New on Hooksexup, 4.21.08: Horoscopes

  Need a little guidance? Look to our horoscopes: Taurus (Apr. 20-May 20) Remember those models of log cabins we used to make out of toothpicks in honor of Honest Abe's humble beginnings? You won't have to make those anymore, but you will start to feel more like a pioneer, striking out in search of uncharted territory. Even if "uncharted territory" just means going to bars in which you haven't already smooched more than half of the regular patrons, it will be a good start. Sunday's full moon may be nudging you towards commitment even more than your married friends already do, but it's probably best to take small steps in that regard — like dating people for reasons other than how good they look in a stovepipe hat. Not a Taurus? Find your sign here.   Posted Apr 21 2008, 10:49 AM by Peter Smith with | with no comments Filed under: horoscopes, honest abe, taurus