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Date Machine: 3 basic needs

Posted by airheadgenius

 

 

I have 3 basic needs:

Someone to make me laugh
Someone to do me
A chunky 7

Ok, I might slum it with a chunky 6 if push comes to shove. Which it might have to. (Can someone PLEASE pay me to write double entendres. I am killer good at it)

Anyway, 3 things oh universal ether. Surely that is not too much to ask?

You know what, make that 4 things.
A reasonable way to make a grown up living.

4 things. Is that too much to ask???

Hold the press...

5 things
Decent looking. Not killer hot necessarily (although killer hot would be nice dear ether) but not keep yer eyes closed ugly either

5 freakin things. FIVE things!!!

Surely that's not too much for the universe to send me?

C'mon Universe!!! Get on it already.

 

Post your basic needs here, dear date machiners.

 

 

 

 Would he make me laugh? Robert Schimmel

 

 

 

Here are some I made earlier:
Piercings - love or loathe?
Deviant Sexual Practises
When good email goes bad
Age again, with more feeling
How young is too young, how old is too old?
Shaved or hairy?
+ DIGG + DEL.ICIO.US + REDDIT
Posted Jan 14 2009, 09:53 AM
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airheadgenius said:

Of course, you could always exercise your right not to post your 3 basic needs here. That seems to be the most popular tactic. Ha har

January 14, 2009 11:09 PM

*crickets* said:

*crickets*

January 15, 2009 12:47 AM

Adey said:

ok i was going to post but it seemed a little redundant since my list is identical

cheers

January 15, 2009 9:53 AM

bunnykilla88 said:

I need a big man, not just his dick, but some one to cuddle with and all that goodness. I'm a size queen through and through.

I need someone to talk about music and pop-culture with. Thats a must. And they have to like good foodstuffs. These are my three basics for a lover, now finding a lover with all three...is too much to ask most days.

January 15, 2009 11:07 AM

mxbe said:

Isn't it a bit much expecting men to know (or tell anyone except their mates - passing it off as a joke) their "needs"? By the way, first time caller - follow your blog religiously, as much for English mouthiness as sanity.

Things I don't need: women saying: make me laugh/love to laugh or any variation there of...kind Pepto on the cynicism/sarcasm/irony. I mean WTF?!

January 16, 2009 1:32 PM

Ellie said:

Meet your own needs, then look for love. You can't look around with a checklist, that's utterly counter-intuitive/over-analytic.

I guess I prefer to be open-minded enough to think, if I need something I'll ask, if I like someone we'll date. I mean, I'm in love right now, but we're still getting the hang of who needs what and how much.

January 17, 2009 2:14 PM

profrobert said:

Intellectual curiosity, emotional depth, emotional maturity, common interests, values and life goals, commitment to each other and to working hard for a happy family.

Does "chunky" mean something different in British than "fat"?  I thought fat guys were a turn-off for you.

January 17, 2009 4:36 PM

airheadgenius said:

prof - are you kidding??? I wouldn't touch a fat bloke with yours! A chunky 7 is a nice thick reasonably long dick.

January 17, 2009 8:31 PM

profrobert said:

HA!  For some reason I was thinking you were talking about a "7" as in 7 out of 10, not penis size.  Thus my confusion.

January 17, 2009 9:34 PM

anathema_teatime said:

A nice cock (7+ and chunky)

Politically liberal (I slept with a Republican once by accident)

Smart

Kind

Some sort of pervert (I like a range of perversities, but no furries or adult babies please!)

Doesn't want kids (ain't gonna happen)

January 19, 2009 2:14 AM

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