I was parading around in my new underwear yesterday - my poor family - and my sister said "ewww, your armpits are really hairy!". Now before your mind flashes back to Nena and 99 Luftballons, my version was a mere 1/4" of blonde fuzz. And I think it's cute - like a little fuzzy bee is cute.
But even if I'd been a non-blonde and sporting some jet black action, so what?
I know lots of chicks shave every day, but I just don't see the point. And even if it takes one minute, I still can't be bothered. I had my legs waxed once back when I was 18 - never again. Apparently you get used to the pain, which begs the question "why the fuck would I want to???" As for having your bikini line waxed - having ones labia pulled followed by an orgasm is a pleasing prospect, but having some random chick in a white coat wrench at your tender parts??? Fuck that noise. Plus, it's more fun doing it in the shower with a waterproof shaver - those mofo's vibrate.
My body hair ablutions are sporadic and seasonal (except for the bikini bits that have a practical reason to be doctored as a courtesy to the cunning linguist) and in the winter I can easily go a month without meeting a razor. Sorry 'bout that.
No one has ever complained. Some have actually found it endearing and/or sexy. Now maybe I date weirdos, or maybe men are just not as bothered about body hair as women think they are.
And now for my big fat revelation. I like back hair. HA!
Actually, I am going to qualify that in a minute. It's a ploy to keep you reading.
And this confessor agrees with me:
The sexiest bit of body hair on a man in my not-humble opinion is the trail that goes from navel to pubes. Love love love it.
I love chest hair too - a tiny trail snaking up from the navel and spreading out over the middle of that manly chest. Mmmm-mmm.
(Although I must confess that I am not so into super hairy or chest hair that grows up high and peeks through at collar level. Feel free to doctor that)
Bare chests are good too though. I can go for the boy look. But here's my deal breaker. If you, dear reader, have designs on getting me into bed and you have misguidedly shaved your pubic hair, please soak your bits in Rogaine for an hour or so and get back to me in a month. I am not messing with bald menitals. (hahaha - that's men's genitals. I kill me)
Now on to my back hair fetish… I know of a couple men that have a small patch of hair at the base of their spines where their tail might've been. Triangular-ish and super soft. And that's just the cutest thing out!
It's like having a man pet.
(I just did a google image search for hairy armpits and I have totally changed my position on chicks and armpit hair. I've just seen some less than appealing growth. New slogan: if you can braid it, shave it )
An oldie, but a goody. Just watched the film Oliver and this mean looking character was in it. Oliver Reed, back in the day.
Here are some I made earlier:
Get more dick
Wishing
Longest confession of all time
How kissable are you?
Happy Boxing Day
Merry Miserable Fabulous F*cking Christmas
Persistent, interested or just plain annoying?
Do blondes have more fun?