• Oh how we’ll miss her: Scanner Sarah says so long, and thanks for all the lube. (She also says “Xanadu.”) The romantic journey continues for others, however, including Heidi Klum, who plays with her boobs, cougars in Kenya, who wanna get laid and the Audrey Underwear company in Taizhong City, Taiwan, which declared November 21 “Camisole Day,” and encouraged all 500 women working in the firm’s headquarters to wear only their undies to work.
"We have been waiting for this day all month. Today, we are super high, and don't know where to put our eyes," salesman Cai Mingda told Straits News. As Scanner Bryan says: Thus did "super high" become our new favorite way to say "fully erect."
• Screengrab brings us the morning deal report: Brad Pitt flies outta Edward Norton’s coop; the director of The U.S. vs. John Lennon is working on a new documentary about Michael Hutchence of INXS; and just what you’ve been waiting for…a new movie called The 13th Disciple. It’s about…yes…Jesus’ evil twin. I feel a Halloween costume coming on… Plus: Chuck Norris gets political, crazy.
• And the Hooksexup Video Blog brings you the secret of rock-star sexiness from rock star-turned motivational speaker Andrew W.K. Hint: Norman Mailer would approve; your mother would not. Plus, the origins of the terms “420.” Is Bob Barker in on it, or not?
— Nicole Ankowski