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The Hooksexup Confession of the Day is: "I want to be in a three way with Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert."

Who would you choose, readers?

If I had to choose two celebrities to have a threesome with, those would probably be my choices as well. But since this anonymous confessor already chose them, I'll go with my next two choices:

Vincent Gallo and Christina Ricci.


OR

Christina Ricci and Winona Ryder/Keira Knightley (when she wasn't so skinny)

Johnny Depp and Vin Diesel (snicker)

Oh the things I would do to that man.

Ok, last one...Jason Statham AND Vin Diesel.



Sometimes a gal just wants a big hunk of a man. Or two.

Who are two celebs you'd gladly fold yourself into crazy positions for?

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Posted Nov 14 2008, 11:32 AM
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Toluca_86 said:

Oh  man, so funny.  I think Stewart and Colbert are at the top of my list these days too...

Depp and Vin Diesel though... I like that suggestion.

November 14, 2008 12:27 PM

trinity said:

Ryan Gosling and Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Ding Dong!

November 14, 2008 12:51 PM

shinynewmachine said:

Damn, trinity, nice job!

I used to have a Vin Diesel crush... but it was one of those crushes I was baffled by once it was over, so I don't think he gets into my threesome.

I could change my mind at any moment, but this morning I think Colin Farrell and Prince Harry seem like a good time.

November 14, 2008 1:12 PM

spjv840 said:

Oh, Prince Harry. A royal menage a trois! I like it! When I was in my early teens I was all about the other one, but Harry definitely beats out his bro in the looks...must be the red hair.

As for Vin Diesel..everyone says he looks like a rat on steroids. I don't care. There's something about him. He definitely passes my face-sitting test.

I had to google Joseph Gordon-Levitt just to make sure he was who I thought he was. I was right but..whoa! He's 27! i thought he was younger than me. Crazy. He also filled out well. Nice.

November 14, 2008 1:43 PM

zeitgeisty said:

Interesting topic... my question to all of you... Which one fucks you in the ass and which one fucks you in the vadge.. and do you  get facialized by both of them at the end?

November 14, 2008 1:51 PM

airheadgenius said:

Andre Benjamin and Robert Plant. (I am in a flamboyant mood)

The latter I want circa 1970, so a little bit of time travel has to be involved.  Who's hooking this up anyway?

shiny - Prince Harry? Fa real???

November 14, 2008 1:52 PM

spjv840 said:

Oh looky who's reading "my" post..thanks for the hit! cha-ching.

To answer your juvenile questions: Vin Diesel can gladly fuck my ass while Jason Statham can put it anywhere he pleases. Same goes for Johnny Depp. V. Gallo can shoot his wad on my chest or anywhere he pleases. I don't allow that frat boy facial trend on my delicate face. Unless you're my boyfriend.

November 14, 2008 1:58 PM

zeitgeisty said:

Hmmm... so my pertinent question to the thread is juvenile, yet the actual thread itself isn't...? I think not.

I'd bet you a thousand bucks that you'd let johnny depp hose you in the face with his jizzy juice boyfriend or not!

November 14, 2008 2:03 PM

spjv840 said:

Nope, actually I wouldn't, but feel free to continue making assumptions.

November 14, 2008 2:07 PM

zeitgeisty said:

growr!

November 14, 2008 2:09 PM

PO said:

Diesel? Gay as a maypole. He might take Zeit's ass, but spjy you're out of luck.

November 14, 2008 2:45 PM

dvaleriey said:

Actor/play-write Sam Shepard is exactly my type, so he would easily be part of the tussle (see him in Fool for Love or Days of Heaven).  I am ashamed to admit a penchant for bloated Brit writer/political commentator Christopher Hitchens (thank God this is anonymous!)  The way he fixes his eyes on people and his blowzy demeanor suggest a Class-A pervert who would do unspeakable things that I might like.  

November 14, 2008 4:08 PM

anathema_teatime said:

Why on Earth would you want Johnny Depp to come on your face when you could taste him in your mouth! Or have him come in your ass so you could enjoy the sensation for the rest of the day (we are of course assuming that in any world in which I have the opportunity to have Johnny Depp come in my ass, STDs don't exist and unicorns prance in the streets.)

November 14, 2008 4:47 PM

Toluca_86 said:

I think Zeitgeisty illustrates the ways in which guys are frequently focused on what they can get out of a situation.

See, in my ideal MMF threesome, the boys are focused on pleasuring ME moreso than getting off themselves...

I mean, even without DP there would be advantages to two guys.  Twice as many hands and lips, for instance...

November 14, 2008 5:20 PM

Toluca_86 said:

In other words, I think there are other ways to envision a MMF than those which are frequently found in porno, hard as that may be for some of you to imagine.

November 14, 2008 5:21 PM

airheadgenius said:

I am with Toluca on this one. Right at this moment, I'd ask Andre to cook and Robert to load the dishwasher. This is not a euphemism - just very tired and hungry. There's more to life than getting your orifices stuffed.

November 14, 2008 5:39 PM

shinynewmachine said:

airheadgenius - yup, Prince Harry - he may not be textbook good looking, but boy looks like he could throw down - fun & game, is my guess. But I'd be happy to swap him out with Ewan McGregor. Who, I suspect, might be up for a little wee bit of MMF in the midst of the happy little MFM.

No on the facials, and probably no on the DP - but there are a lot of other combinations...

November 14, 2008 6:21 PM

spjv840 said:

Toluca_86, I like the way you think.

November 14, 2008 7:58 PM

benignted said:

For some reason, my brain spit out:

Kevin Kline and Tracey Jordan

ugh.  I'm not sure how that would work, but it's just so wrong (and potentially hilarious in its disaster -- disastrous in it's hilarity?) that I can't stop imagining it.

November 16, 2008 12:16 AM

adriftinbklyn said:

mark wahlberg and a clone of mark wahlberg. redefining the funky bunch!

November 16, 2008 11:56 AM

spjv840 said:

Definitely can't disagree with you on that one, adriftinbklyn!

November 16, 2008 12:58 PM

Thea said:

4 hands are way better than 2 dicks.

November 16, 2008 8:44 PM

blueruin said:

I'm a straight male and even I wouldn't say no to Ryan Gosling and Jason Statham.

Out of the ladies however, it would have to be Laura Linney and Kristen Bell.

November 16, 2008 9:36 PM

lea said:

Bret and Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords.  Or Ryan Gosling and Christian Bale or Robert Downey Jr. and a Secretary era James Spader for an especially naughty, dirty, kinky time.

November 17, 2008 2:35 PM

geg said:

Alyson Hannigan and Parker Posey.

then I could die happy.

November 27, 2008 7:50 PM

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