They met at school. Barry was 16 and Sarah 15. They'd been an item for a couple months now and today was THE day. The day that Sarah's parents were going out late. The night that they got to go all the way.
They hesitantly groped at each other's clothes. Undressing themselves in the end due to their unfamiliarity with undressing another.
Their skin was blotchy and pale. She was chubbier than he imagined and he was less defined than she'd hoped. Both of them soft like baby seals.
Debbie had told Sarah how to give Barry a blow job. She put her hand on his dick but couldn't figure out how to take the next step. Sarah decided to kiss her way down his body. As she did so, she noticed the greasy sheen on his chest. She passed by a dozen or so blackheads and some weird sparse nipple hair. Sooner than she wanted, Sarah was faced with Barry's dick. As she breathed on him, it bobbed up in the air and hit her in the chin. She took him in her mouth and nearly gagged. The taste was horrible. And, she sniffed, she could smell his arse. Oh my fucking god she thought, Debbie didn't mention this bit. Barry always looked a bit rank, but she'd found it appealing up to now.
But she was determined to give it a go and there was no way she could admit to Debbie that she'd failed to perform a blow job, so she set to work sucking this waxy, wrinkled, tangy tasting, rancid smelling thing.
Barry had no idea what he was supposed to do. He watched her head bobbing up and down, but he couldn't concentrate. Why hadn't he taken a shower that morning? If only he'd washed his arse crack he could relax and enjoy it, but instead the thought of her smelling him was off putting. Plus she kept making these gagging noises. Was that supposed to happen?
After a while, Sarah made her way back up Barry's body with a weird, strained smile on her face. She tried to kiss him, but he had no intention of letting her so he decided to reciprocate the oral. He squeezed her tits on the way down. They weren't quite what he was expecting either. Soft and flat on her chest. He'd only ever seen her tits through her clothes. He'd imagined them bigger and firmer.
He made it down to her crotch. Oh Jesus, what was that? She had some kind of weird rash. Oh fuck me, does she have an STD? Barry noticed that the rash was concentrated at the top of her thigh into her groin. A mess of little spots, like he got after he shaved his puny beard. Thank fuck for that, it's a shaving rash, he thought. It was kinda distracting though - and not very sexy. One of the bumps looked like an ingrown hair. He forced himself to concentrate on the task before him and took a tongue swipe at her snatch. He had a few licks, but nothing happened. No groans from Debbie. What the fuck was he doing wrong? He'd watched enough porn to know that women loved this. Was there something wrong with her?
What is he doing Sarah thought. It's not an ice cream. Ewww - this is horrible. Debbie said this was the best bit. What do I do, maybe I can get him to move his head? She reached down and touched his hair. It was gelled and spiky.
Ahh fucksake, she's messing up my hair. It took me ages to get it right. Fucksake.
He's still lapping away. I can't stand it. I am bored shitless.
Barry started to shake his head like he'd seen in the movie. Oh no. Oh no, he's not going to shake his head is he? Holy fucking crap, this is horrible. Sarah looked down and saw Barry's brown spiky head shaking back and forth like a little wet dog. She tried to think of something more appealing. Jared Leto. Jared Leto. But it was hopeless. She was being lapped at by a little wet smelly dog.
Debbie had said to fake it if he was shite. Only thing to do she'd said. Sarah started to groan. The shaking increased. She moaned and groaned some more and lifted her hips off the bed.
Reeesult! Thought Barry. I am a stud.
He moved up her body and fumbled his dick into her. She grabbed his back. Ewww, zits! Barry's back was smothered in bumps. She felt one pop.
Arggh arrghhh arggh grunted Barry as he fell down onto her. His sweaty spotty chest pressed against her too soft breasts.
Teenage sex - Amboabe style. Want some?
Today's daily knob is for the teenage audience. I wouldn't touch him with yours. Skylar Astin.
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