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Personals drama: F*ck off yer ol git

Posted by airheadgenius

Yep, I've written about this before, but here's a little reminder to all you old folk out there:

I will never, not ever, no never date, meet, have sex with, dine with a man from hooksexup.com in his late 50s or 60s.

Don't even get me started on the 70 year olds.

This picture is cute, but put my face instead of the old biddy and it makes me want to vom.

 

Oldie but goodie can refer to a record from 1973. 

Men born in the 40s can go shit in their respective hats.

STOP WRITING TO ME OLD PEOPLE!

If I have to choose between celibacy and screwing wrinkleys (until such time that I am one)  I pick celibacy.

Go direct your zimmer frame elsewhere. 

 

Here are some I made earlier:
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If I don't get laid soon

Kinda cute, but I don't want to do him. Do you? Another Daily UN-knob

 

 

 


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Posted Feb 19 2009, 10:04 AM
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benjamin butthole said:

But putting your face in place of the old GENT, well -- hello, standing Hampton!

February 19, 2009 11:57 AM

airheadgenius said:

butthole - you are a very sick man. The thought of snogging a granny makes me want to upchuck my corn chex.

February 19, 2009 12:22 PM

casualencounters.com/blog/ said:

What if I offered to pay for lunch AND a charming poodle.

February 19, 2009 3:31 PM

airheadgenius said:

I'd still tell you to go shit in yer hat. Better yet, go f*ck your charming poodle.

February 19, 2009 3:46 PM

nicknickleby said:

Hey, this hoary old chestnut again! still getting hit on by OAPs? Maybe the hard ass ball-buster approach makes you more attractive as a dominatrix to them...  

Know the great tosser already spewed it out, but that (encouraging) NYT link - The Romance of Recession: www.nytimes.com/.../12dating.html

February 19, 2009 4:09 PM

zeitgeisty said:

I used to get a lot of women in their 50s and late 40s writing me... I always assumed that was because my personality came off as more their generation... secretly though, I always felt they read my profile and though to themselves, 'hey this guy's such a loser he'd probably date anyone!'

February 19, 2009 4:22 PM

casualencounters.com/blog/ said:

What if I promised to fuck my charming poodle... and I let you watch?

February 19, 2009 8:26 PM

airheadgenius said:

I'll consider it if you promise to shit in your hat at the same time.

February 19, 2009 8:48 PM

airheadgenius said:

whomever is answering on my behalf, I thank you, but now sod off.

February 20, 2009 2:16 AM

recycledbrooklyn said:

It does amaze me that old geezers are still out there, en masse, pointing their peckers at women 20 years (and more) their junior.  It's not that there aren't plenty of takers but I don't get that either.

Perhaps I'm too judgmental but I can't smile and applaud when men OR women, for that matter, set their sights at people young enough to be their children.  I just think the motives are always suspect.  

February 20, 2009 6:05 AM

recycledbrooklyn said:

I think when I set up this profile, I padded the preferred age range by a couple years, but realistically I can't imagine a relationship of any length with anybody under 40.  There is simply too much of a generational gap and perhaps that's lessened with those who are less self aware, or perhaps superficial or vapid... but I just don't get how big age gaps work.  

I have close friends raging in age from mid-twenties up through late 70s, but that's a bit different.  Dating is another story.  A co-worker informed me recently that a friend of her's (26) was interested, but seriously... She's clever as hell, very attractive physically, and sweet, but really... I was flattered as all get out, but not about to play Isaac Newton and give this lovely young woman a lesson in gravity.  

February 20, 2009 6:16 AM

why don't you just f-f-f-f-f- said:

www.youtube.com/watch

February 20, 2009 1:09 PM

casualencounters.com/blog/ said:

Deal. Pick you up at 8.

February 20, 2009 4:27 PM

Finklestein said:

I thought that picture up there was what you looked like in real life without all the cack-handed amateur Photoshopping.

February 20, 2009 5:10 PM

airheadgenius said:

nick - I am a ball buster on this blog. Much less so in person. Dominating an old guy has zero appeal though.

zeit - you just had a psychic moment

recycled - was this 26 year old special in a you-know-my-normal-usage-of-special kinda way?

why don't you - I LOVE that. Esp the ending.

casual - are we going somewhere expensive?

February 20, 2009 7:42 PM

airheadgenius said:

Finklestein - haha. Don't knock the amateur photoshop! My friend did that without my knowledge ages ago because she said I looked too tired. She gave me flawless skin and marble eyes. It's funny. If it's freckles and blemishes you're after, the real me is on my profile page.

February 20, 2009 7:44 PM

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