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Sex Machine: If I don't get laid soon

Posted by airheadgenius


 

If i don't get laid soon I am going to flat out die
That's how serious it is

If only I could bring myself to fuck idiots I would be home and hosed.
Damn my picky self.

 

(p.s. comments are not posting to my blog. At least not when I post them. So if I don't reply to your witty and pithy and/or supportive comment about my current lack of dick access, then I apologise. Hooksexup tech people: get yer finger out. As in fix the problem. Personally, I advocate fingers in)

 

Here are some I made earlier:
Sex standing up
Is this the best you can do?
Are you insulted?
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Obama Babies

 I've posted this before, but it's all I can think about...

 


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Posted Feb 04 2009, 04:43 PM
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profrobert said:

So the date the other night wasn't a hit?

February 4, 2009 6:15 PM

airheadgenius said:

prof - pleading the fifth on that one

February 4, 2009 7:09 PM

buffy the narcissist slayer said:

You, you, YOU.  Isn't anyone ever going to discuss the confessions again?

February 4, 2009 9:19 PM

airheadgenius said:

Oh crap! I was never very good at remembering a job description. Will away to the confessions page and peruse a few this minute!

(it is really all about me though isn't it? say it is!)

February 4, 2009 9:22 PM

recycledbrooklyn said:

"If only I could bring myself to fuck idiots I would be home and hosed.

Damn my picky self."

I think that's the rub (no pun intended). If you're not picky, getting laid is the easiest thing in the world to do.  You don't even have to be all that attractive (thank Allah for that or I'd be the world's oldest virgin).  You just have to not care all that much.  Sometimes caring about such things feels like a curse.  

Other times it's liberating.  There is no greater vindication than walking away from a potential shag and then a couple nights later listening to the same person discussing any topic with another potential "suitor."

Still amazes me though that some people get any at all.  There's a girl at work who has absolutely the worst dandruff in the world... and she's generally a slob.  Yet when we do these apres-work functions out at a bar or club she ALWAYS hooks up with someone.  All I can think is that if the parts that show are that unkempt, I don't even want to think about the parts that are covered.  Men are pigs!

February 5, 2009 6:00 AM

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