I have a morbid fascination with youporn. The titles are often the most entertaining bit though - OMG!!! 18" for example. Under those circumstances, one has to investigate right?
Watching a man endowed with a 12+ dick is like taking a trip to the zoo to look at an exotic animal. I've never encountered such a specimen in real life and, if I did, cannot imagine trying to cram it into my body.
And therein lies the rub with the 12" dick. No one seems to have an orifice sufficiently deep or wide to accommodate it. Having sex for these men must be somewhat of a disembodied experience - two people separated by a bridge like dick. There's no body to body contact after all. The only way I can imagine the man having flesh surrounding his freakishly large penis is if he had sex from behind with someone with unfeasibly round arse cheeks and a cavernously deep butt crack. I wish I hadn't imagined that actually.
The next draw back of being King Dong is that a regular sized man just doesn't seem to have sufficient blood to engorge his arm sized member. Part of the experience seems to involved a double handed squeeze to force an erection into the final third of his dick - the only bit that ever gets to have sex anyway. That's got to be frustrating for everyone involved right?
Giant dicks ain't all that is my point.
But the real point of today's inquiry is this: are these monster cocks really full of half a pint of jizz? I've seen videos of women being half drowned in cum. Does it hold true that the bigger the dick, the bigger the volume of semen? Surely that has a link to the size of the testicles, but it seems to me that these men with fire extinguisher volume ejaculations would need balls as big as shopping bags to blow a load that big.
But what do I know? Enlighten me date machiners on the big dick big blow connection.
If you would be so kind.
Here are some I made earlier:
Prostitues - yay or nay?
The female orgasm
Fabulous at 40, the reprise
Slim, petite or average?
Losing Momentum
How do you get ready for a date?
I need you
Heartache or just another real estate opportunity?
Here's another one of my Daily Un-Knobs: Don King. Not to be confused with King Dong.