Today, I varnished the staircases and then, admittedly a little giddy from the polyurethane fumes, decided to check out the newest members on the sex machine that is hooksexup.com
I wish I could post the real photo here, but suffice it to say that this one is freakishly similar, albeit less hairy:
Here's the profile: (he declined to divulge his height and body type from the get go, but then announced it in his charming little description of himself)
"When i see a good looking woman I dream about taking her close off.An having my way with her night an day. I am 5'5 165lbs an horn as hell.....love fishing,camping,hiking an making love in the car after a long ride in the car"
Ladies, form an orderly queue please.
Here are some I made earlier:
Naked Photos
Ever decreasing circles - have you dated the same men as me?
Way too much information
ahg, zeit, ambo threesome plus booty calls
Is this thing on? Does anyone find love on Hooksexup?
Do you attract douchebags?
Jaded or pragmatic?
Let down badly by an Englishman
Now on to my Daily Knob: I should've been seeing him live tomorrow night if a) my friends weren't so lame and b) he hadn't cancelled.
This song was, of course, written entirely for me