Damn, this was a busy week. We fell in and out of love, we traveled, we encountered racism, and as always, we saw some boobs. Oh, and story of our lives: he never called.
Highs:
Susan Sarandon's boobs.
A sandwich that we want to make love to (even if we might throw up a little after).
You can now get a double dildo in Texas!
If you like "The Wire," you'll love "Wire You Laughing?"
Coolio has a cooking show and we want in on that shit.
Michael Musto does Lindsay Lohan's Marilyn Monroe... a little better, if you ask us.
A pro-Barack Obama video not made by Will.I.Am.
Ellen Page might have come out on Saturday Night Live. Or maybe not.
Lows:
As much as we'd like to think otherwise, we learned that Kansas City—Scanner Emily's hometown, which is in Missouri—is still a little racist.
Women running in high heels to prove that "shopping is a sport."
At least we get something out of bad movies: great reviews.
We're not sure if this is actually a good or bad thing, but Italian men are being fined for grabbing their crotches in public.
Outer Space can suck it. So there.
Can we just wrap-up this Democratic primary already?
Michael McDonald never called Scanner Emily. We're still waiting!
We learned that Hooters will survive the apocalypse.