What the fuck is it with you? What don't you fucking understand? You got any fucking idea about, hey, it's fucking distracting having somebody clicking on a link in the middle of the fucking Highlight Reel? Give me a fucking answer! What don't you get about it?
I’m trying to tell you about the fucking Screengrab Predicts the Oscars: Winners (Parts One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six and fucking Seven)! Do you want me to fucking go trash your blog? Then why are you clicking my links? Why are you clicking on posts about Christian Bale Goes Apeshit or Christian Bale Freakout – Remixed! like I’m some kind of fucking trained chimp for your amusement?
Fuck’s sake, man, you’re amateur! I’m trying to fucking figure out a clever way to mention Screengrab Review: Fanboys and The Three Catastrophes of Terry Gilliam and fucking Star Trek Showdown IV: Shatner’s Last Hooksexup and you’re distracting me! Are you professional? Fuck it, do your own Highlight Reel.
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