I really like Camelot. Even though franchises like Hot Shots Golf and Shining Force have been stolen from them and shoved into the hands of less-competent developers, they can still put out a mean golf game. Knowing this, I had GameFly send me a copy of We Love Golf for the Wii, which is essentially this generations version of Mario Golf, sans Mario.
Now let me tell you why I want Camelot to suffer.
We Love Golf is essentially an expanded version of the Wii Sports' golfing portion; it's bigger, prettier, and there's about a hundred more things to do. Just like in Wii Sports, the club control is a little awkward, and the backswing doesn't remotely resemble anything you'd do with a real golf club--but it doesn't take more than a few minutes to figure out all the quirks.
Since We Love Golf screams a tutorial at you through the Wiimote on every stroke, Camelot must have ingored that last, vital fact.
I can proudly say that Navi from Ocarina of Time never really got on my Hooksexups, and I always thought that the horrible wailing of Baby Mario in Yoshi's Island was somewhat necessary. But even I can't think of a reason why I need to hear the following commands in a cheery, sing-songy voice every time I try to hit the damn ball:
HOLD A OR B!
START YOUR BACKSWING!
STOP!
SWING!
An easy solution to this would be to simply turn down the volume on the Wiimote, but We Love Golf is extra evil in that it knows when you do this. So instead of having that chirpy, tinny voice come out of your Wiimote, you can also choose to have it come out of your TV speakers! As much as I'd like to play more of We Love Golf, the fact that you can't turn the voice off altogether might be a total deal-breaker for me. It also doesn't help that I live with a parrot with a penchant for picking up annoying, repetitive sounds; my apartment is already filled with the noises of burps, sneezes, and oven timer beeps of years past. I don't particularly want the design choices of a Wii golf game echoing off of my walls for decades to come.
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