Take a gander at this metal USB game pad from Dream Cheeky. It features all the buttons of a SNES controller and none of the ergonomics, but honestly, who cares? Look at how shiny it is! Look at how smooth and sleek it is, like your 24th century android girlfriend, with the tiny L and R buttons as her perk nipples and a rubberized grip as her toned synthetic hips. She has a six foot USB cord so as to not smother you, and she even swings both ways with both PC and Mac support. Sure, she doesn't have as many features as the Logitech pad that's been loyal to me for years, but I'm willing to sacrifice function for form when its a form like this.
There, now that your PC games have an extra dash of Björk's "All Is Full of Love," let's see what we can do about the sexiest home console around, Nintendo's Wii.
Sure, it was fun two years ago to talk about how much you couldn't wait to get your hands on a smooth white Wii and play games waggling it around, but that novel joke has long since worn off. It is time those white wands received an upgrade in droolworthiness, and Flickr user Joe D! has a steampunk mock-up that just about maxes out the lustable scale:
Black. Wooden. Glowing. Oh god, I'm having trouble breathing. He even included a slot on the back of the remote for the Nyko recharchable battery packs. Somebody pay him and then start mass producing these.
Previously:
Bringing Sexy Back: John Carmack
Bringing Sexy Back: Street Fighter Dress-Up Party
Bringing Sexy Back: Susan O'Connor
Bringing Sexy Back: Yoji Shinkawa