I have often had elaborate fantasies involving my Nintendo DS and professional massage therapy—who hasn’t right? And that’s okay, it’s fine, it’s not like that makes you some kind of weirdo or anything. But it’s not a dream that I expected to get the, shall we say, Nintendo Seal of Approval.
Apparently, I was wrong.
Quarter to Three forum poster Bahimiron has provided photographic evidence of the Nintendo DS spa, a seemingly officially endorsed traveling mall version of all your dreams come true. And it gets better: check out the descriptions of the various, ahem, products on display. If you can read it not in a deep throaty voice and not to imaginary porn music, you have more willpower than I do.
Playing New Super Mario Bros while enjoying the pleasures of a lower back massage: it’s not just for places that aren’t the middle of the mall anymore.
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