I jumped on the current-gen bandwagon a little late; last February, to be specific, when my freelance writing skills suddenly and unexpectedly became profitable. In order to stay relevant, I had to upgrade; so I picked up an XBox 360 and a Wii roughly around the same time of the year. The Wii was something I always wanted but could never find, while the 360 always filled me with justifiable anxiety. Undoubtedly, 2007 was the Year of the Red Ring of Death, and the talk of XBoxes expiring in mass quantities kept me far, far away from Microsoft's machine. But by early 2008, I assumed all of the problems had been worked out. Surely, after all of that mess, a newly-purchased 360 would be free of console cancer. Right? Right?
You'll never guess what happened last night.
After a short session with Burnout: Paradise was interrupted by an uncommon freeze-up, I restarted my 360 to find that a few seconds in the menu was all it took to make it lock up again. Then I saw the ominous sign I've only heard about in legends and podcasts: three little lights on the front of my console cheerily told me that I was completely fucked.
I could be angry about this, but I'm really not. Microsoft is sending out a pre-paid mailable casket for free repairs, so I'm not exactly out 300 bucks. Also, this is probably the best time of the year for my 360 to die; with finals week just on the horizon, I need every excuse I can to stay as far away from video games as possible, lest I live the rest of my adult life in a box. But the real reason why I'm not using the Internet to dispense my white-hot rage is that, in some weird way, having my 360 die has given me some sort of strange gaming street cred. It sounds silly, I know; but now I can stand in solidarity with all of my brothers whose 360s bit the big one.
But more importantly, through the power of anecdotal evidence, it seems like even newer, post-fiasco 360s aren't free from the Red Ring. Anyone out there have similar stories to back up this hypothesis?
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Thanks, Microsoft, For Throwing Avatars Back To 1998.