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In Other Blogs:
• Scanner knows what we want for Christmas: Flight of the Conchords DVDs; a wedding gown made out of toilet paper (easy to rip off, and recyclable the next morning); Heath Ledger ripping it off (choreographed dancing optional), and a levitating scooter we can ride! Hell’s yeah.
Of course, Scanner also reminds us to count our blessings that we don’t have: John Edwards’ love child; Lynne Spears as our mother; or Scanner Emily’s neighbors. Though, we do like to hear stories about them; God bless those thin Greenpoint walls!
Him: “I did your dishes.”
Her: “They're not my dishes; they're our dishes. But I'll take care of my spoon issues.”
Later that night (rather, two or three minutes later)...
Her: “I suck your dick. What more do you want from me?”
Him: “I lick your pussy and you don't even like it.”
• Screengrab proves that life imitates art: Fans of Mike Judge's Idiocracy will recall Brawndo, the thirst-mutilating energy drink that had replaced water in the film’s terrifying and idiot-overrun vision of the future. Well, if the marketing geniuses behind this thing have their way, you too will be able to mutilate your thirst. Just don’t water the crops with it, yo.
Also, check out the Holiday Trailer Round-up, Jerry Bruckheimer’s latest video game venture; and how the MPAA is protecting America.
• And the Hooksexup Video Blog ruminates on father, sons and Superman…plus, a mix-tape (video) masterpiece just for you.
— Nicole Ankowski