Oh, Screengrab, how we love your lists…In honor of Jessica Alba’s newest flick, The Eye, Screengrab brings us The Ten Worst Medical Breakthroughs in Movie History (and we thought letting Cash Warren be your babby daddy was bad). And, holy hell, who knew the powers-that-be are planning a Castelvania feature film? Check out the leaks from Paul WS Anderson and Ian Jeffers' Castlevania script; whip it good, boys. Also: the secrets of the MPAA; Cloverfield II…“Field of Dreams”?; the real Bob Dylan onscreen; and this week’s quiz: Famous Last Words, Round 1!
Scanner brings us soccer-scoring porn; super-creepy statutory rape PSAs; the best review of the worst movie, ever; Super Bowl party double-dipping etiquette; Listerine curing dandruff…down there?; stolen kidneys (they aren’t just urban legends if you live in India); Mitt Romney (we wish he was an urban legend); and Scanner Emily’s done it with her cousin. Have you?
And with the return of Lost this very evening, the Hooksexup Video Blog brings us everything you need to know about Lost in eight minutes, 15 seconds. Seriously. Plus: Freddy Got Fingered, The Real Cancun, and other awful awful movies that still make great video clips; Justin Timberlake cashes in; David Lynch refuses to cash in; and Britney Spears is hauled into treatment. What a way to end January…