Is my subject line a tad extreme? You be the judge. We’ve got a ton of funny, odd, and hot bits o’ pop culture for you today…but Scanner brings the most insane news report I’ve ever seen, involving semen in hair:
“A 21-year old woman is suing American Airlines for failing to protect her from involuntarily and unknowingly joining the mile high club. Apparently as the women slept during her flight from LA to Dallas, she got more than just beauty sleep. 20 minutes before the flight landed, the woman woke up to discover that a man had moved into the seat next to her, was looking at her, and masturbating. The woman responded my turning towards the window and nervously running her fingers through her hair when, in a There's Something About Mary moment (no, not the franks and beans one), she realized she had ‘a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair.’”
Read all about it here.
In other, less horrifying news: see the best photo of Tori Spelling and the Target dog, ever! (plus, her boobs are fake); we say goodbye to Halle Berry’s glorious (and real) pregnancy breasts; learn how to save your relationship…and burn 300 calories; why philandering politicians better be careful if they marry a babe from Spain; Asia Argento threatens to stop doing nude scenes; a Chicago teen says foil just as good as condoms; maybe the Lesbian Park Rangers can help him out; the sexy women of Bollywood almost make us leave the audio on; and some awesome, awesome pics of shamrock pasties and more St. Patrick’s Day sexiness. Or, at the very least, some dude with a green beard…
The Screengrab brings us a St. Paddy’s Day special: singing Irishmen! Also check out: the trailer review of Meet Bill (“Jessica Alba — enjoy your stardom while it lasts, because once you can't coast on your looks anymore, you're going to be in a world of trouble”); the pervert’s guide to cinema; and the SxSW review of Full Battle Rattle.
And the Hooksexup Video Blog wears its green on its sleeve, bringing you a St. Patrick’s Day video feast featuring Miller’s Crossing; “Danny Boy” performed by the Muppets; Dennis Leary and Sinead O’Connor singing traditional Irish songs (not together, sadly); and somebody else with a song about potatoes. Plus: the sexiness of The L Word; the sexiness of Jonah Hill dating Andy Samberg’s dad; celebrities favorite curse words (yep, they say ‘em out loud!); and the return of 90210 causes Oliver to curse…