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Today Scanner Brian has been lounging in his “family's outdoor hot tub on a lake in the Connecticut wilderness, armed with boxed wine, rifles, purified water, and four hundred-plus orgiastic packs of Canadian geese.” But he made sure to drag his laptop over to the tub and share the joy: check out Bottoms for Obama.
And we’ve got more: Alien sex. With pictures, yo.
Oh, Lindsay. Watch out for hidden cameras, girl!
Mick Jagger enlightens us to how performing onstage is like sex; but how reading a book is not at all like sex. Also: he’s skinny because he’s a “war child.” Not because he’s snorted Keith Richards’ dad.
Discover our addictive, mindless website of the Day: P.S. I'll Find My Frog.
Nerd porn perplexes, delights.
New advances in ways to exploit (er, merchandise?) Ashley Alexandra Dupre.
Do you really want to see Eva Longoria Parker nude? (How about Scarlett Johansson?)
Dave Grohl and Will Ferrell vs. a Japanese ten-year-old.
Ron Jeremy wants to destroy your YouPorn.
Paris Hilton finds the perfect hat to wear when visiting a South African orphanage.
Another intern scandal: why won’t New York learn from Bill Clinton’s mistakes?
The Onion goes full frontal. But is it as hot as Chuck Norris wearing “Chuck Norris Action Jeans”?
Science finally justifies Anna Nicole Smith’s marriage to J. Howard Marshall. For evolutionary reasons, yo.
An open letter to Iraq, from America.
And make sure to celebrate Pillow Fight 2008 tomorrow!
Screengrab examines when good directors go bad (Not Errol Morris and Lou Diamond Phillips! No!); wonders what the hell Tyler Perry is doing in panty hose; plays Truth or Dare with Ricky Gervais; and brings us the ten best (however you choose to define “best”) murderous duos in the movies…don’t’ go outside alone!
And the Hooksexup Video Blog discovers the most rad school project ever: a “war on terror” film made entirely from porno clips. Check it here. Also, James Franco teaches us how to emote. An internet life coach teaches us five simple ways to have better sex. We don’t really believe the Easter Bunny hates us. And see the best TV pilot that never saw the light of day.