They don't look fuzzy to us...
Okay, there is a huuuuge debate going on over at Scanner. Granted, the “huuuge” part of it might be in my mind, but there is a debate. And it raises the question: is Maggie Gyllenhaal sexy? (Or is Secretary the most over-rated “sexy” film of the past decade?) Scanner Brian opens this can of worms, while also bringing you the nastiest sex scenes ever. “Nasty” as in a scene which both “turns you on and repulses you at the same time.”
Also under debate: Hot or Not? Scarlett Johansson's Fuzzy Nipple. Yes, there are pictures. And video.
Plus: Tina Fey wants “Kristen” (a.k.a. Ashley Alexandra Dupre) to appear on 30 Rock. And after I volunteered my uterus for that woman…
Scanner Bryan’s hard-on threatens to smash his keyboard: Children of Men: The Television Series.
Today in Global Warming: 10 Fun Surprises.
Scanner Emily hates herself for loving Men in Trees. (We, too, have researched moving to Alaska…)
School’s out; students celebrate by having giant orgy in town square.
Then the kids went home to watch 80s cartoon moments that, back in the day, made us pee in our Ninja Turtle-footed pajamas.
It’s not just Southwest: TSA forces woman to remove her nipple rings. Yes, they used pliers.
Meet Rip Glitter, the most metal online product reviewer in history.
Kate from Lost! Before she was famous! Looking to meet singles just like you!
Dominatrix offers service discounts for Bear Stearns employees.
Miss Bimbo is just misunderstood.
Sacré Blue! French First Lady is all nekkid and shit.
The Screengrab brings us more news on the X-Files leaked trailer; also, the Deception’s trailer kind of freaks us out (Hugh Jackman? Ewan McGregor? Sex games? Michelle Williams in blood-red lipstick? WTF is going on?); Penn & Teller…get killed?; and, of course, the Ten Greatest Mentors in Movie History.
And the Hooksexup Video Blog also takes a look at some trailers, including The Onion Movie and Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Undead. Plus: fondue and major boobage; Wal-Mart; and one hilarious commercial that would never be aired in the United States…