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Posted by airheadgenius

 

 

So, today America got it's first bi-racial president. Who would have thought it? 

I am pleased that he's president because he is clearly intelligent and, I suspect, he actually understands his own material. That's new. 

I also like his stance on education and health care. Although it's astounding at the same time that some of the policies he's talking about haven't been in place for years already. What have you been smoking oh great American people?

But, most of all I like him because he just made my family the most fashionable thing out. We are this year's New Look. (This is the bit where dvalerley gets that I am being ironic and many of you peeps just get a bad attitude)

For those of you that haven't been following along, my kid's dad is black and I am, yep you've guessed it, white and so our kids are mixed race. Carmel is the cliched description, although they happen to be lighter than that given my extreme paleness.

My kid's dad and I split up 5 years ago, but we've always done things as a family because, although we're no longer a couple, a family we remain. His peeps are In Chicago, mine are in England, so it's especially important that the four of us maintain a family unit at least some of the time. The kids like it. 

A few months back, when the race to the White House was hotting up, the four of us were at an exhibition at the Natural History Museum. Some old lady sauntered up to the ex with a beaming smile on her face and whispered something conspiratorially to him. He gave her a polite smile back, but I know him and it was not benign. I whispered "what did she say?" and he rolled his eyes at me. Once we got off the elevator, he told me she'd said "Your kids are beautiful and one day they could be running for president". Whoop de dooo! I wonder if she'd said that to each and every cute white kid she saw that day.

My family has had it's own share of drama because, as anyone living in a mixed race situation will tell you, you've now got two sets of people you can simultaneously (and completely inadvertently) piss off.  Yep, we get it from all sides.

But, in New York at least, and since November 4th, we've just been beamed at any time we've been out and about. Ahhh, look at those cute little Obama children. Aren't they just adorable? Tonight, we're going out for dinner to celebrate in Fort Greene. We're probably going to beat our "how many times can we be beamed at?" record.

Yep, the four of us were cute from the get go, but today, we got a whole lot cuter. Expect to see more kids looking like mine coming to a magazine, TV and movie screen near you.

The Obama effect. 

But hey, it's better to be smiled at than spat at. Maybe a change is gonna come.

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Comments

voneberhorst said:

Good for you and the little ones - I mean that.  Let's see how long the collective warm glow lasts.  Forever would be nice

January 20, 2009 8:17 PM

Yeah well said:

The thing I like best about Obama is that he SMOKES.  So when do we smokers get beamed at, huh?  Who's gonna tell the teenager copping a nicotine fix when the Zoloft and Ritalin just aren't enough to get him through the day that HE TOO can be president?

Actually, I quit smoking, so at least I can feel that I achieved SOMETHING that Obama didn't.  And by the way I really find it hard to believe that New Yorkers (of which I am one) are beaming at your kids because they're interracial -- mixed marriages are old news here.  Maybe you're kids are just cute?

January 20, 2009 9:15 PM

Yeah well said:

Just as I clicked "add" I noticed that I typed YOU'RE instead of YOUR.  This is what happens when you quit smoking.

January 20, 2009 9:16 PM

shakti_vos said:

the lady at the natural history museum is nauseating.  while i agree that your kids are probably beamed at a lot because they're actually really cute, they're likely going to get it even more because they were mixed race before it was cool. there is no doubt about it, you have always been a trend setter.

January 20, 2009 9:38 PM

airheadgenius said:

von - forever would be nice indeed. If I was a religious person, I'd say Amen to that.

Yeah well - clearly you have not travelled around in a mixed race family. In London, noone ever notices - in New York I am a cracker (apparently) and my kids are... well, not even going to go there, but trust me, New York is not very progressive. And I spend most of my time in Fort Greene where there is a whole heap of mixed race children. It's kinda pitiful that it's even an issue, but trust me it is.

And you should resume smoking if you're gonna get your yours and you'res mixed up. I suggest JPS black.

shakti - yeah, that's me! Bit drunk now though. A drunk trend setter who just scored a bunch of free drinks. Yeah me and my carmel kids!

January 20, 2009 10:56 PM

profrobert said:

I'm simply going to say that I'm glad you and your ex- are working constructively for the kids benefit.  I've seen a number of splits where the kids become pawns in a war, or are simply ignored by one side.

Here's to the content of everyone's character improving and being the basis for their success in the world!

January 21, 2009 12:23 AM

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